Our jokes aren't like your jokes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0FULHGwPkw

Physical Chemistry teacher: Oh but they are!

Christmas Cookies

The awesomest people in the whole world just came by while I was here camped out at the library and gave me a cookie. I don't even care that it was burnt to a crisp and made extremely loud crunching noises as I scarfed it down. Best cookie I ever ate! It makes me want to be productive so I can go home and be with the people I love. Christmas is so soon!

Happy Belated Birthday Erika!

Yesterday was my sister's birthday and I forgot to give her a shoutout! She's so excited to be 17! Can't you tell?

Seriously Erika is a great sister. She lets me have the big bed at night and talks to me in her sleep so I don't get scared. She would rather set her alarm at 6:30 in the morning to go get breakfast than sleep in on her birthday and instead of relaxing would rather go play an intense game of basketball. She braids my hair and gets people to play frisbee with me! She'll always laugh with me no matter how silly I'm being, which makes me very happy and grateful to have her for a sister. She'll wait in line for the portapotty with me for 30 min. And when it's really hot out she'll take me skinny dipping and snorkeling!

Don't get too old you can't do this with me:

Erika -- I love you! Have fun being 17!
Will you be my sister forever?

Minus one toenail

Recently, I just pulled my toenail off after stubbing it on a wall playing basketball. It probably took the whole night to get the whole thing out. Then, the next day I heard horror stories that since I pulled it out past the cuticle, it would never grow back. I certainly hope not! I want all ten toenails to be there when I die. The video is bad quality but kind of cool to see. Of course I still played basketball the very next day. A couple people even stepped on it but no worries it didn't hurt at all!

Facebook

Ok it's cool that parents can have a facebook so that they can keep in touch with their friends and family and even secretly stalk their kids, but do we really need to what you got at the grocery store or that after you dropped the kids off at school, you cleaned all the toilets?
Seriously what is up with that?

Hannah Montana's Real Secret

It's my sister, Amy Hoffmeier!
I made her do this for my birthday at the mall, too bad we didn't have the music.

One Hott Summer

What girls will do for money...
Amy eating a habanero!