Thursday, December 17, 2009

6 hours and 45 minutes

My new record for the testing center...joy.

Goodbye OChem lab! I will miss my nmr, white solid, and purple gloves. :(

"For the next 2 hours, time to show her my chemical powers"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P91Zt2p4118


Now I just have one more final and then I will be done with Physics forever too!

Physics Lab TA: Scarves are for…..

Me: …Girls?

Physics: Well I was going to say gays. Same thing.

Me: I hate physics. Last physics test ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's hope it doesn't take as long.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Christmas Cookies

The awesomest people in the whole world just came by while I was here camped out at the library and gave me a cookie. I don't even care that it was burnt to a crisp and made extremely loud crunching noises as I scarfed it down. Best cookie I ever ate! It makes me want to be productive so I can go home and be with the people I love. Christmas is so soon!

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Happy Belated Birthday Erika!

Yesterday was my sister's birthday and I forgot to give her a shoutout! She's so excited to be 17! Can't you tell?

Seriously Erika is a great sister. She lets me have the big bed at night and talks to me in her sleep so I don't get scared. She would rather set her alarm at 6:30 in the morning to go get breakfast than sleep in on her birthday and instead of relaxing would rather go play an intense game of basketball. She braids my hair and gets people to play frisbee with me! She'll always laugh with me no matter how silly I'm being, which makes me very happy and grateful to have her for a sister. She'll wait in line for the portapotty with me for 30 min. And when it's really hot out she'll take me skinny dipping and snorkeling!

Don't get too old you can't do this with me:




Erika -- I love you! Have fun being 17!
Will you be my sister forever?

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Minus one toenail

Recently, I just pulled my toenail off after stubbing it on a wall playing basketball. It probably took the whole night to get the whole thing out. Then, the next day I heard horror stories that since I pulled it out past the cuticle, it would never grow back. I certainly hope not! I want all ten toenails to be there when I die. The video is bad quality but kind of cool to see. Of course I still played basketball the very next day. A couple people even stepped on it but no worries it didn't hurt at all!





Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Facebook

Ok it's cool that parents can have a facebook so that they can keep in touch with their friends and family and even secretly stalk their kids, but do we really need to what you got at the grocery store or that after you dropped the kids off at school, you cleaned all the toilets?
Seriously what is up with that?

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Hannah Montana's Real Secret

It's my sister, Amy Hoffmeier!
I made her do this for my birthday at the mall, too bad we didn't have the music.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

One Hott Summer

What girls will do for money...
Amy eating a habanero!

Monday, June 1, 2009

Happy Birthday Patrick!

watch the second video first!

Friday, May 22, 2009

mix 103 for your work day

My life is not complete until I hear John Mayer on the radio.

"Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64-color box, though I've got a few missing. It's ok though, because I've got some more vibrant colors like periwinkle at my disposal. I have a bit of a problem though in that I can only meet the 8-color boxes. Does anyone else have that problem? I mean there are so many different colors of life, of feeling, of articulation.. so when I meet someone who's an 8-color type.. I'm like, 'Hey girl, magenta!' and she's like, 'Oh, you mean purple!' and she goes off on her purple thing, and I'm like, 'No- I want magenta!'"

- John Mayer

So I work for an appraisal business and we listen to the same station everyday. No doubt there will always be a little "why georgia why" "waiting on the world to change" for us. But I'm afraid that I'm becoming too green and not glowing lime. I need some variety!

It's a good thing that I get to do all sorts of actual work. I get to go take pictures of houses, check utilities, answer phones, make appointments, type up appraisal reports (all in very nice cars) and on the other side mow the lawn, take the kids to soccer practice, feed the baby, etc. It's all very entertaining and I am excited to go to work everyday and see what it is that I get hooked up with (my bosses favorite phrase I am catching on to). I'm also glad that I am finally learning all the lingo and actually know what is going on now. Sometimes the work is tiring but I need the moolah. And what's really cool is that I should be getting hooked up with a Kings Dominion Summer Pass to take the kids to once school gets out. How cool would that be to get paid to go to an amusement park?!

big ball of sweat

Today I went running for an hour in the great humid state of Maryland. Once you're done doing that, this is what happens......

You leave an outline on the sidewalk when you collapse afterwards.
Your shirt is soaking wet and it feels like you wet your pants.
Your not allowed to sit on the couches or your mom will yell at you.
You can't cross your legs, they just slide off each other.
You feel like its a hundred degrees in your house when you walk in.
You take a shower but no amount of towels can dry you off.
You straighten your hair and it is curly in the next 10 minutes.
You play DDR and you slip on the mat because your feet are sweaty!

Nonetheless I felt so good today after finally running like I said I would every day this summer even though I've almost been home a month. It's finally starting to be humid though, while before it was bearable. It finally feels like home. And it's so good to be back. =D

Monday, May 4, 2009

Zach and Cody

Yes, I finally made it back to Maryland and am now living the suite life at home for the rest of the summer. I can take joy in the fact that while my sisters agonize over AP tests, I am over that, and I have already finished 4 years of seminary. Today, I went to a YSA devotional. mistake.

I can't munch and mingle without my mom!

My sister gave up her extra bed for me, my Dad pays for my gas, my Mom will make my lunch, and best of all, I didn't have to search around for a job and go to all those interviews.

This is the suite life...

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Please don't tell me the odds

I am really not looking forward to my OChem final, especially since I am barely riding on a B in the class. I have not been able to focus like I thought I would be able to yesterday and today.
No thanks to warm weather, j-dogs, applebeer bees, storage units, blogging, marley and me, and the Biggest Loser, roommates packing, shorts and flip flops, etc.
Dang it, Provo has failed me! Why couldn't it snow just one more time this april so I could stay inside and be focused and study.
So I guess tonight will be an all-nighter with my textbook. -- the one that I bought new for $186 and they're switching for a newer edition next year, so I can't sell it back. It's been a long year and we've really bonded, all 1175 pages of it that I have dutifully read and been enlightened by.
Please help me make it through Smith!

Monday, April 20, 2009

When I grow up, I want to be a rock star.


This weekend after finals me and my roommate wanted to play, but what to play? We didn't know, so we made a whole list of stuff to do:
- listen to Keith Urban (since I'm going to a Keith Urban concert in September!)
- have an eating contest outside
- hike the Y at midnight
- go swimming at our old house
- ice blocking
- Dollar Theater
- go to Utah Lake and have a mud fight
- rent a tandem bike
- spy on Kristen
- pack our Christmas tree...finally
- put couch on balcony and watch a movie
- bring laptop to Provo canyon and watch a movie
- play hide and go seek in Walmart
- play frisbee
- prank Diane
- go running to temple
- make a smoothie
- get ice cream
- die hair
Great list, huh? Well it was kind of late and we were on a budget. We decided to dress up like rock stars and play rock band and take pictures. Then afterwards, we grated up some leftover chalk and had our own Holi Festival of Colors, since none of us could go this year. It was a good last Saturday night in Provo. Is it so vain of us that the way we decided to have fun was to take pictures of ourselves?
Unfortunately, I think I have disowned my hope to be a famous rock star. Too much hairspray. Seriously, it took me 3 shampoos to get it all out.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Finals!

I got to go to the testing center for the last time this semester and actually come out happy. I actually jumped with joy after seeing my grade on the TV! A Congratulations from that screen means so much to me!
I'm so happy that I already have four done with on the first two days of finals and I didn't procrastinate, so now I only have one more final to master on Wednesday. That would be my hardest one...OChem. :S But I know I can do it!
And now I'm off to play....will post pictures later.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

The Host by Stephenie Meyer


This weekend, I actually took the time to read a book merely for pleasure. I have missed reading so much and it was so worth it. I first picked it up in the bookstore for a few minutes while I was waiting to go to work because it was by the author of the Twilight series. Twilight is not even a comparison to this book which is a million times better. I would seriously recommend it to anyone looking for a good book to read. What's great about it is even by the first page, you trying to figure out what is going on in this strange new world that is given almost no introduction and there is action all the way through the book. It is not drawn out like in Twilight and not as obvious as, oh look his skin is cold, he is super fast, ...he must be a vampire. You are constantly turning the page trying to see how everyone can get there happy ending, even the "soul." The only objection I do have is why do Meyer's characters have to be SO emotional all the time? But I do give her so much credit for making up this new world that I could have never thought of before. You see, "souls" have taken over the human world, and they are injected into human (and other kinds of) bodies, and while the human is still present in the body, the soul is much stronger and it controls thoughts, actions, speech, everything. The body in this story is so unique because she fights back for control over her body and eventually they become friends. All the drama and history that goes into making these completely different worlds like in Harry Potter and Twilight must be so incredible for the author. If I could pick a talent, that would be it because I am in such awe of authors that can do that.

"Our world has been invaded by an unseen enemy. Humans become hosts for these invaders, their minds taken over while their bodies remain intact and continue their lives apparently unchanged. Most of humanity has succumbed.

When Melanie, one of the few remaining "wild" humans is captured, she is certain it is her end. Wanderer, the invading "soul" who has been given Melanie's body, was warned about the challenges of living inside a human: the overwhelming emotions, the glut of senses, the too vivid memories. But there was one difficulty Wanderer didn't expect: the former tenant of her body refusing to relinquish possession of her mind."

Seriously, read this book!

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Christmas Vacation...Finally

All the fun we had really wore us out this vacation. My family got to come out this winter break to see all the family out west. First my Grandma took all of us to Disneyland to the place where all your dreams come true. We were in Provo for Christmas and then went up to Idaho for New Years. Sorry for all the pictures but just bear with me. There were so many good ones and I couldn't leave any out. Let the good times roll...
The best man made hill ever!

We went to Gertie's all you can eat pizza. Every kind of pizza you could possibly imagine. Some of the favorites included: Idaho, Seafood, Meat Lovers, California, Hot Mama, Ranch & Cheese and the desserts: toffee, Butterfinger, Reeses Pieces, and Oreo. My mom and aunt kept a tab on all the pizza they ate...but I just ate to my heart's content.
We got to do baptisms for our family at the newly dedicated temple in Twin Falls, Idaho. All of the family together!
He's the cutest Grandpa ever!At the Sephor at Disneyland. Who knew?

With Goofy
Bug's Life: It's a Tough World

All of us girls with Minnie
Colton hasn't got his muscles yet
Poor ducks. Patrick shot them both. And Amy caught 12 fish so we had a feast that night.

At night in Disneyland. We went on all the rides the first day.


Being in the front is scarier than you think. You literally go straight down vertically into the water.

All of the cousins with Grandma

The best roller coaster in Disneyland: California Screamin', even my 10 year old cousin went on it, and my grandma, and my carsick mother.

Pipelinin' Patrick with Tubular Toby. Dude...totally awesome

Amy's favorite character Woody

Scared out our minds. This is the most thrilling ride ever

Smiling like the chestershire cat

Be a blueberry! very nice

Sad day. It actually started raining one day we were there so we got very fashionable raincoats to wear instead of bumming it inside. They didn't really work anyways and we went on the wet rides too so they didn't really surve a purpose.

My family is too cool

roar!


haha


double haha


AmY and AubreY


Leftover coats and hats on the farm are the best!

Playing airplane, which sadly they had to leave on the next day. I miss them!

Saturday, January 17, 2009

A banana a day keeps the doctor away

Everything I love about bananas:
1. Isopentyl Acetate is the banana oil that gives bananas their fruity smell.
2. A banana can be split into 3 equal parts without a knife.
3. During the superbowl, the players ate bananas so they wouldn't get cramps in the humid stadium.
4. Don't put bananas in the fridge, they turn bad quickly.
5. The expression "going bananas" has to do with the effects of banana on the brain.
6. Banana is the number 1 fruit among the world's leading athletes.
7. Boosts brain power.
8. Known to make you relax, improve your mood, and generally make you feel happier.
9. The inside of a banana skin can reduce swelling and irritation due to a mosquito bite.
10. 4x the protein of an apple, 2x the carbohydrate, 3x the phosphorous, 5x the vitamin A and iron, and 2x the other vitamins and minerals.
What more could you ask of a fruit?

Thursday, January 15, 2009

A is for aging

Normally I get B's and C's on tests so I was stoked when I took my first test of the new year and I didn't get the scores back but I'm pretty sure I got an A! It was just a safety quiz for OChem but it means a lot to me to start the year off right. Oh and yesterday I told a friend that I had never gotten an A before on a test at the testing center, but I realized that that was a lie, so I just wanted to clear that up. Last semester I got an A on my Math 302 final. That is a great score for a hard class and I now feel qualified to use words like diagonalizable and photoisomerization. Now if only I could transfer that success to my basketball games. Today was our first game and we lost by a lot, too much to say to online, but it was fun to get out there and play with my cool basketball shoes. Too bad I now feel like an old person; my back is aching from falling down and my calves are totally shot. I also just peeled off a whole layer of skin from my feet. I feel like I'm 40 but I'm really the youngest person in my apartment and only have half a year of teenager left in me. Better live it up!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Inventing Human Flight


I just finished a physics problem that I thought I would share with the blogger world:

In order to lift a 200 lb. man with a single helium balloon off the ground, the diameter of the balloon would have to be 5.4 m!

So to put worrying mothers at ease, NO, your child will not fly away if you leave him/her alone at an amusement park with too many balloons.

Check out this guy who set a record for highest flight with ordinary helium balloons getting to a height of 11,000 feet before the balloons started popping like a machine gun going off, and parachuting back down:
http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/news/2001/10/47965

Or this other guy: who flys in his lawn chair with helium balloons and a BB gun to pop the balloons to bring him safely over the Oregon border. Unfortunately, we'll have to get costs down before we can make this an effective air travel option to get to work everyday:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/07/05/kent-couch-tries-flying-l_n_110980.html

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

New Year

Well I was gonna write a post about the start of a great new year with my awesome new years resolutions...till I read my horoscope.

2009 Cancer Forecast : You may have to work hard during this period but will be unable to do so. Continuous hard work will tire you easily hindering your capacity to work. There will be a tendency to do bad deeds. You may be engaged in unscruplous activities. Ill health of parents may cause worries. Do not be rash while driving.

Horoscope 2009 for Cancer : You will look forward to life with a great deal of zeal and enthusiasm during this time. At the same time you will be bold and courageous but violent in temper. This period is unfavourable for love and romance. Contemplation may cause losses hence it must be avoided. Children may suffer from diseases or ill health. There might be a possibility of sudden travel.

Kind of a downer, isn't it? Everyone should stay far away from the new unscrupulous me, especially when I am driving!

Note to self: Check up on parents more often this year. Try my hardest to not do bad things. Work as hard as I can but try to sleep too. Try to control my temper. Don't lash out at friends. Don't get my hopes up for love. Don't contemplate too much. Keep a couple bucks out for any sudden road trip that may present itself.

Then again, maybe I'll just keep my new years resolutions.